{"id":1640,"date":"2024-10-16T16:01:44","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T14:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/?page_id=1640"},"modified":"2024-10-16T18:16:46","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T16:16:46","slug":"just-a-gigolo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/just-a-gigolo\/","title":{"rendered":"Just a Gigolo"},"content":{"rendered":"
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2024<\/p>

Jur\u00e1nyi House<\/p>

Written - directed - designed - performed - and accompanied
(on piano): P\u00e9ter Kalm\u00e1r<\/p>

\"If I had to introduce myself in the spirit of the times as a footballer, well: as a young, promising but somewhat spoilt player, I first scored some great goals, then got yellow cards for mostly falling asleep on the pitch, then, deliberately blowing the referee's head off, I voluntarily retired from the pitch to watch the games from the bench; and then slowly ended up in the B-area, only to somehow sneak up to the stands and find myself right off the field... but there's no stopping down the slope. \"<\/p>

For the show, only beautiful half-breeds (preferably Ethiopian-Brazilian mix) \n18 to 25 year old girls and ugly old impotent Jewish men. \nWhen purchasing tickets online, you must provide proof of a Tinder profile and \nphone number and free nights three weeks in advance - but only for ladies. \nGentlemen are only asked for money, credit card number and PIN. *<\/p>

* Our theatre has tried to distance itself from the above conditions, \nbut has only partially succeeded...
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