{"id":2879,"date":"2024-10-17T09:13:37","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T07:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/?page_id=2879"},"modified":"2024-10-17T13:14:40","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T11:14:40","slug":"not-exactly-a-bar-pianist","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/not-exactly-a-bar-pianist\/","title":{"rendered":"not (exactly) a bar pianist"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"2879\" class=\"elementor elementor-2879\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-642f191e e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"642f191e\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5e75065c e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"5e75065c\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8b8ee63 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"8b8ee63\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zongi.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-2918\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zongi.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zongi-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zongi-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zongi-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61a91738 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"61a91738\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3f086381 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3f086381\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">not (exactly) a bar pianist<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-775c3d05 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"775c3d05\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"translation-block\">I am not an Oscar Peterson,<br>\nor even a Richard Clayderman,<br>\nbut I can play the piano a little - and at least<br>\nit's mostly worked so far when it comes to getting laid...<\/p><p class=\"translation-block\">It's like when a guy orders a pint of beer, but the way he reaches for it,<br>\na monkey jumps out from behind the bar, jumps up and sticks his dick in his beer.<br>\nThe guy angrily shouts at the bartender, \"I'm not drinking this! Pour me another!<br>\nWhat's a monkey doing here anyway?<br>\n- Look, we can't help it, we signed a pianist, he's got the monkey,<br>\nWe should talk to him about it. The guy goes to the pianist:<br>\n- You know that the monkey puts his dick in the beer?<br>\n- I'm afraid I don't know, but if hum, I'll try...<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-603ccf6 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"603ccf6\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6ee3396 e-n-tabs-none elementor-widget elementor-widget-n-tabs\" data-id=\"6ee3396\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;tabs_justify_horizontal&quot;:&quot;stretch&quot;,&quot;tabs_justify_horizontal_tablet&quot;:&quot;stretch&quot;,&quot;tabs_justify_horizontal_mobile&quot;:&quot;stretch&quot;,&quot;horizontal_scroll&quot;:&quot;disable&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"nested-tabs.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-n-tabs\" data-widget-number=\"116274070\" aria-label=\"Tabs. 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A pasas d\u00fch\u00f6sen r\u00e1sz\u00f3l a csaposra: [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2879","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2879"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2927,"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2879\/revisions\/2927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kalmarpeter.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}