Just a Gigolo

2024

Jurányi House

Written - directed - designed - performed - and accompanied
(on piano): Péter Kalmár

"If I had to introduce myself in the spirit of the times as a footballer, well: as a young, promising but somewhat spoilt player, I first scored some great goals, then got yellow cards for mostly falling asleep on the pitch, then, deliberately blowing the referee's head off, I voluntarily retired from the pitch to watch the games from the bench; and then slowly ended up in the B-area, only to somehow sneak up to the stands and find myself right off the field... but there's no stopping down the slope. "

For the show, only beautiful half-breeds (preferably Ethiopian-Brazilian mix) 18 to 25 year old girls and ugly old impotent Jewish men. When purchasing tickets online, you must provide proof of a Tinder profile and phone number and free nights three weeks in advance - but only for ladies. Gentlemen are only asked for money, credit card number and PIN. *

* Our theatre has tried to distance itself from the above conditions, but has only partially succeeded...
(This is the compromise version.)